I’ve been in my music listening mode today. It’s a time when I just put my iPod on shuffle and listen to anything that comes on. No skipping allowed. There are certain lyrics that are popping out at me. Most of them are ones that I don’t ever really listen to and others are ones that I’ve heard some much, I ignore.  Some are inspirational, some are stupid, and some just make you go, wtf? I’ve pulled out some of my favorites and thought I would share them with you.

DMX - Good Girls, Bad Guys
F**kin with me? I have you in the back of the Chevelle
Like what (what) hittin it raw dogg in the butt

Kanye West – Stronger
You know how long i’ve been on ya?
Since prince was on apollonia
Since OJ had isotoners

Sadly, I think I own all of Kanye’s CDs. Why? I have no idea. There isn’t any real substance to any of his work. It’s either excellent lyrics like this or sampling the entire Motown catalog.

50 Cent - Wanksta
Cuz we don’t go nowhere without toast

Nuff said

Sisqo - Thong Song
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Thighs like what? what? what?
Let me sing it again!

Please do! I love that song. Even this long after it came out, I find myself randomly busting out these lines.

Lil Wayne - Lollipop
Call me so I can
Come and do it for you
Call me so I can
Come and prove it for you
Call me so I can
Make it juicy for you
Call me so I can
Get it juicy for you

Lupe Fiasco - Little Weapon
Now little Terry got a gun he got from the store
He bought it with the money he got from his chores
He robbed the candy shop told them lay down on the floor
Put the cookies in the bag; take the pennies out the drawer
Khalil got a gun he got from the rebels
To kill the infidels and American devils
A bomb on his waist, a mask on his face
Prays five times a day and listens to heavy metal
Little Alex got a gun he took from his dad
That he snuck into school in his black book bag
His black nail polish, black boots and black hat
He’s gonna blow away the bully that just pushed his ass

Rage Against The Machine - Township Rebellion
Yeah, so you thought you could get with the hardlines
That fill your mind
Thoughts, battles fought
And lessons taught
Yes I’ll display the fitness
And flip like a gymnast
Raise my fist and resist
Asleep, though we stand in the midst
Of a war
Gotta get mine
Gotta get more
Keepin’ the mic warm against the norm
‘Cause what does it offer me?
I think often it’s nothin’ but a coffin

Rage Against The Machine – Freedom
It’s set up like a deck of cards
They’re sending us to early graves
For all the diamonds
They’ll use a pair of clubs to beat the spades
With poetry I paint the pictures that hit
More like the murals that fit
Don’t turn away
Get in front of it

Real Life - Send Me an Angel
It gets in your eyes
It’s making you cry
Don’t know what to do
Don’t know what to do.

Classic! I use this song to measure my maturity level. If I can listen to it and not chuckle to myself, I have reached the next level in maturity. I have yet to reach that next level, I chuckle every time I hear it. HA

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don’t confuse
Them with mountains

Slayer - Necrophiliac
Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan’s wrath
I spit at your demise

Vanilla Ice - Play that Funky Music
Now you’re amazed
By the VIP posse
Steppin’ so hard
Like a German Nazi

Sade - Smooth Operator
Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago

Good Times! Some of you may be questioning my playlist. But don’t! I don’t question your sexuality (sometimes I do) so don’t question my taste in music.