Something IS missing from your life and I’m going to tell you what it is. I will have the answer for you right after this long commercialbathroom break.

AHHHH. The missing thing in your life is a really BIG Ass Fan. Seriously. I happened across a website today called BigAssFans.com today. They make those really big ass Ceiling Fans you may have seen at the Curra’s in North Austin. The first time I saw the fans there I was thinking about how to fit it into our house. Sadly, I would need to knock every wall in the house just to get that thing inside. Not to worry though. I will just need to design our next house AROUND this thing. It would be the talk of the town.

“Man! Did you see that Big Ass Fan at Sir Rob’s house?”

“Dude I know. That guy is so awesome”

“If I had that thing I wouldn’t need any other fans in the house.”

That’s my random post of the day. How cool of a name for a website, BigAssFans.com.

I haven’t spent too much time on the blog talking about the short film I directed. It has come and gone so I won’t talk about it now. I do want to share some pictures from the set.

Enjoy.

11/5/90 Why leaves change color in the

A long time ago martians came to Earth and the zapped all the tress on the Earth. Then when fall came and all the leaf were red, green, yellow. But they fell off. And ever year it does the same thing.

Sweet. You can see the imagination working overtime with this one. I was probably asked to write something about how leaves REALLY change color. Not having a clue or caring I came up with that.

This one makes me cringe a little. It was my attempt at an action type story. I failed miserably as you will see. I had no idea how to put together a story.

11/2/90 Super Force

One morning I had to get up and go to work. I am a astronaut in the Future. One day someone called me and said my brother was dead. So I went to the police station. Then I filled out a work form to be a cop and to find the person who killed my brother. Then I met a person that made me a suit. It was a suit that had mechanic stuff to help people. A year later at 12:00 midnight someone robbed a store. The guy was the person who killed my brother. But he got want he want he ask for. So I stayed a cop. I like it. And it was over.

HAHA nice. This has Gleaming the Cube mixed with some cheesy TV show all over it. And it was over.

Tonight’s entry is called “The Night Sky”. I’ve tried to remember what this was for but can’t recall anything.

10/29/90 The Night Sky

It is midnight with the sky dark and spooky and the moon is bright. I here a wolf and its on Halloween night.

The sky is so black by the minute. The clouds have hiden the moon. Skies look like a graveyard at night with no lights.

Hmmm. I still have no clue.