Something is missing from your life

Something IS missing from your life and I’m going to tell you what it is. I will have the answer for you right after this long commercialbathroom break.

AHHHH. The missing thing in your life is a really BIG Ass Fan. Seriously. I happened across a website today called BigAssFans.com today. They make those really big ass Ceiling Fans you may have seen at the Curra’s in North Austin. The first time I saw the fans there I was thinking about how to fit it into our house. Sadly, I would need to knock every wall in the house just to get that thing inside. Not to worry though. I will just need to design our next house AROUND this thing. It would be the talk of the town.

“Man! Did you see that Big Ass Fan at Sir Rob’s house?”

“Dude I know. That guy is so awesome”

“If I had that thing I wouldn’t need any other fans in the house.”

That’s my random post of the day. How cool of a name for a website, BigAssFans.com.

Sir Robbie Rob’s Time Machine III

This one makes me cringe a little. It was my attempt at an action type story. I failed miserably as you will see. I had no idea how to put together a story.

11/2/90 Super Force

One morning I had to get up and go to work. I am a astronaut in the Future. One day someone called me and said my brother was dead. So I went to the police station. Then I filled out a work form to be a cop and to find the person who killed my brother. Then I met a person that made me a suit. It was a suit that had mechanic stuff to help people. A year later at 12:00 midnight someone robbed a store. The guy was the person who killed my brother. But he got want he want he ask for. So I stayed a cop. I like it. And it was over.

HAHA nice. This has Gleaming the Cube mixed with some cheesy TV show all over it. And it was over.

Sir Robbie Rob’s Time Machine II

Tonight’s entry is called “The Night Sky”. I’ve tried to remember what this was for but can’t recall anything.

10/29/90 The Night Sky

It is midnight with the sky dark and spooky and the moon is bright. I here a wolf and its on Halloween night.

The sky is so black by the minute. The clouds have hiden the moon. Skies look like a graveyard at night with no lights.

Hmmm. I still have no clue.

Check it out!

Socially is playing on channelAustin today at 2:40pm. So if you’re in Austin and have Time Warner cable check out channel 11 at 2:40pm and watch the magic.

Rewarding Yourself

Have you ever reached a goal and rewarded yourself with something. Maybe a new dress, cock ring, or whatever your thing is. Well I reached a goal today. I’ve lost the 20 pounds I put on since last May. So how did I reward myself you may be asking? I didn’t buy a new shiny cock ring. Instead I went for what I’ve held back doing the past couple months. I went to Taco Cabana and ordered a large drink, large quesadilla, chips, and queso. I had everything I need to get down and dirty. Bow chicka wah wah.

Before we got down to business I had to get a little foreplay going on.

Then things got a little strange and messy. I can’t post the picture because it wouldn’t be work safe. So I decided to make a MS paint picture to re-enact it.

The aftermath was not pretty. I think I got something from the quesadilla as I was blowing up the toilet shortly after.

Ahhh feels good.