I’m a huge fan of the 80’s cartoon, The Thundercats. To say the least, I’m a little excited about the live action movie that is in the works. But there is no telling when that might actually see the light of day. Thankfully, there are a bunch of fanboys with some serious skills. The latest in fanboy created material is a really impressive trailer starring Brad Pitt, Vin Diesel, Garfield, and more.

Check it out.

Pictures of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter are making its way around the web. Depp is starring as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s adaption of Alice in Wonderland. If it was 2002 I would be excited about this. But after seeing Tim Burton destroy Willy Wonka I can’t help but think Alice in Wonderland is doomed. Also, I use to enjoy the look of Tim Burton’s films but now there just old and tired. Anyway, I bet Depp is going to be great in the part.

I make it a point not to post reviews on here. I don’t share the same opinions that many people have so I’m left explaining why I thought something sucked. It got to the point of people always saying”Rob, What did you think…oh I bet you thought it sucked”. I’m so sorry I think Resident Evil and the Britney Spears’ Crossroads were a complete waste of time. Now if I’m asked I just shrug and make a half smile. It got old defending why I don’t love the shitty movies in the world. But the time has come for me to break my silence. There is a movie so bad that I don’t think anyone should ever see and it’s my duty to let you know…Max Payne completely sucks balls.

I got to see it last Friday…and I wish I could get that time back. But let me back up a bit. I saw M. Night Shamalyan’s (or something. too lazy to look up spelling) The Happening not too long ago and it had the worst performances I’ve ever seen outside of a porn film. Well, that was until now. Mark Wahlberg’s performance in both films is laughable. There were a few times in Max Payne I thought I was watching one of the scenes from Boogie Nights where they were recreating filming a scene for a porn. I can imagine Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Chris O’Donnell, and Beau Bridges are probably cringing when watch this film. Now I went into this movie knowing that it was based on a video game and probably wasn’t going to be Oscar worthy but I was hopeful for some good action scenes. After all, the game the movie is based on has some of the best gun fights in any media next to John Woo movies. Sadly, John Moore failed to bring even an ounce of that action to the screen, falling flat on its face. You could probably find better gun fights on your local news. From start to finish the movie is just a mess. We already have one director, Uwe Boll, destroying video games transitions to film we don’t need another.

If you go to see the movie and want to waste more time, wait for the end of the credits for a scene that setups a sequel…*cry* please god…why?!?!

she just gets keeps getting uglierscarierbetter with age.

I came across this picture today, and I’m getting hot. I’ve never wanted something so bad before. My loins are on fire! Everytime I see a new picture of her, I feel the need to disappear into the bathroom for some alone time. Who can blame me? Look at that face! There is just something that turns me on about that, that face caught in a bear trap look. If that’s not enough for you, check out those arms. Imagine those arms wrapped around you, just hugging you…touching you!

ahh, please don’t touch me.

How can people do this to themselves? Does Madonna look in the mirror and like this new look? Does it not frighten her kid(s). I’m a grown man and I’ll probably have nightmares for a week.

Just to help you erase this from your mind. Here’s a little Gary Busey.

They are going to beat that Terminator brand into the ground. If it wasn’t for Christian Bale, I would call that movie a big piece of crap. Luckily for them, Christian Bale is a bad ass. He has the power to turn any potential turd movie into gold.