Thought of the Day

A random thought popped into my head that I want to share with you. I’ve been using the men’s restroom for quite a long time (It’s been 10 years since the gender reassignment operation) and I’m noticing some disturbing things. A large percentage of guys don’t wash their hands. They go to the urinal, unzip, and pull out their little buddy. After finishing up they quickly head for the door hoping no one notices. We do.

Big deal, everyone knows that, you might be saying to yourself. If you think about it, it’s a pretty big deal. A big disgusting deal. Let’s go through an example of why it’s a big deal.

Bob goes to the bathroom to relieve his bladder. He pulls out his little friend and does his business. Once finished he shakes his buddy…one too many times, pretty much masturbating. Then he darts out of the restroom without visiting the sink.

A few minutes later you run into Bob in the hallway. During the normal greetings with Bob, you shake hands. Maybe you even do the handshake followed by the shoulder bump and hand on the back. word. While conversing you happen to wipe your face with the hand Bob shook. Hmmm you like that? Yeah you do.

After this short conversation you go back to your desk to eat that bag of popcorn you just popped. Man…your fingers sure got greasy. Why not lick that butter off your fingers? Yeah like that. Quick question for you…How did Bob taste?

Nasty, right?

Now imagine this same encounter with Bob happening with 10 of your co-workers. You all have something in common…you’ve had Bob’s penis all over you.

Once again, imagine this same encounter with Bob, but instead of him doing a #1 he went #2. Yeah…you’ve pretty much just tossed his salad.

I want you to think about that the next time you go to shake someone’s hand. Most likely they didn’t wash their hands.

If you’re like me, you keep a mental list of the people that don’t wash their hands. Even the ones that “wash” their hands for 4 seconds. Not good enough. I keep the mental list so I make sure I don’t shake that person’s hand. I’m not about to have some guy’s junk all over me without getting dinner first. So yes, it’s a pretty big deal.