Madonna is like a fine wine…

Author: User ImageSirRobbieRob  |  Category: movies

she just gets keeps getting uglierscarierbetter with age.

I came across this picture today, and I’m getting hot. I’ve never wanted something so bad before. My loins are on fire! Everytime I see a new picture of her, I feel the need to disappear into the bathroom for some alone time. Who can blame me? Look at that face! There is just something that turns me on about that, that face caught in a bear trap look. If that’s not enough for you, check out those arms. Imagine those arms wrapped around you, just hugging you…touching you!

ahh, please don’t touch me.

How can people do this to themselves? Does Madonna look in the mirror and like this new look? Does it not frighten her kid(s). I’m a grown man and I’ll probably have nightmares for a week.

Just to help you erase this from your mind. Here’s a little Gary Busey.

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8 Responses to “Madonna is like a fine wine…”

  1. no imageMichelle Gartner (Who am I?) Says:

    Why why I say why must you scare first time visitors like this???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Here I’ll raise you one Carrot Top…
    http://crapplasticsurgery.com/?p=37

    (by the way this is not my blog)

  2. no imageSassy Mama Bear (Who am I?) Says:

    Okay they both frighten me, now what am I supposed to do??????????????

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  3. no imageSusanne F (Who am I?) Says:

    could it be that the photo has been through Photoshop?

    Susanne Fs last blog post..Mushrooms in lime and tarragon with rocket salad

  4. no imageSirRobbieRob (Who am I?) Says:

    @Susanne F, Anything is possible. But I’ve seen a bunch of pictures lately of her looking like this. The arms are definitely not a new thing.

    @Sassy Mamma Bear, The best thing to do is to find a underground bomb shelter. Wait for this to die down.

  5. no imagemaria (Who am I?) Says:

    she looks like a walking skeleton. i used to like her in the 80’s

    marias last blog post..A Small Touching Story

  6. no imageEthan Nobles (Who am I?) Says:

    Ugh. Dugg because the photo is so blasted nasty.

    Someone give that woman a sandwich…

    Ethan Nobless last blog post..I’m already sick to death of this election

  7. no imageGenie Princess (Who am I?) Says:

    YIKES! That’s a terrible pic of Madonna! Her bones are protruding out everywhere! :(
    Genie Princesss last blog post..The Heat Is On!

  8. no imageJennifer (Who am I?) Says:

    She does look alot scary!!!

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