Madonna is like a fine wine…

she just gets keeps getting uglierscarierbetter with age.

I came across this picture today, and I’m getting hot. I’ve never wanted something so bad before. My loins are on fire! Everytime I see a new picture of her, I feel the need to disappear into the bathroom for some alone time. Who can blame me? Look at that face! There is just something that turns me on about that, that face caught in a bear trap look. If that’s not enough for you, check out those arms. Imagine those arms wrapped around you, just hugging you…touching you!

ahh, please don’t touch me.

How can people do this to themselves? Does Madonna look in the mirror and like this new look? Does it not frighten her kid(s). I’m a grown man and I’ll probably have nightmares for a week.

Just to help you erase this from your mind. Here’s a little Gary Busey.

8 Responses to “Madonna is like a fine wine…”

  1. Michelle Gartner  on July 30th, 2008

    Why why I say why must you scare first time visitors like this???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Here I’ll raise you one Carrot Top…
    http://crapplasticsurgery.com/?p=37

    (by the way this is not my blog)

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  2. Sassy Mama Bear  on July 31st, 2008

    Okay they both frighten me, now what am I supposed to do??????????????

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  3. Susanne F  on July 31st, 2008

    could it be that the photo has been through Photoshop?

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  4. SirRobbieRob  on July 31st, 2008

    @Susanne F, Anything is possible. But I’ve seen a bunch of pictures lately of her looking like this. The arms are definitely not a new thing.

    @Sassy Mamma Bear, The best thing to do is to find a underground bomb shelter. Wait for this to die down.

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  5. maria  on July 31st, 2008

    she looks like a walking skeleton. i used to like her in the 80’s

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  6. Ethan Nobles  on July 31st, 2008

    Ugh. Dugg because the photo is so blasted nasty.

    Someone give that woman a sandwich…

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  7. Genie Princess  on August 1st, 2008

    YIKES! That’s a terrible pic of Madonna! Her bones are protruding out everywhere! :(

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  8. Jennifer  on August 1st, 2008

    She does look alot scary!!!

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