It’s that time again for another ride on Sir Robbie Rob’s Time Machine. In this posting we will go back to the day Sir Rob’s wrote the mesmerizing story ‘How did the Titanic sink’. Buckle up kids, it’s going to be a wild ride. Woot!

disclaimer: The following text is being re-produced here exactly as it was written.

11/30/90 How Did the Titanic sink

Around 1896 mem started building a ship called the Titanic.They said it would never sink. But it did on April 14, 1912. But when they finish it all rich and famous people took the cruise to New York. It was bigger than all the buildings that we have today. When the ship was half way to New York they hit an ice berg. It took three to four hours to sink but some people got of the ship in time. The ship went down with a lot of people on it. It split in two halfs. It sank in the Atlantic Ocean on April 14,1912.

You get that fool? It sank in April 14, 1912. How many times do I have to tell you?

That ends today’s ride on Sir Robbie Rob’s Time Machine. Come back next time to see young Robbie’s story about Sting and Lex Luger.

Something IS missing from your life and I’m going to tell you what it is. I will have the answer for you right after this long commercialbathroom break.

AHHHH. The missing thing in your life is a really BIG Ass Fan. Seriously. I happened across a website today called BigAssFans.com today. They make those really big ass Ceiling Fans you may have seen at the Curra’s in North Austin. The first time I saw the fans there I was thinking about how to fit it into our house. Sadly, I would need to knock every wall in the house just to get that thing inside. Not to worry though. I will just need to design our next house AROUND this thing. It would be the talk of the town.

“Man! Did you see that Big Ass Fan at Sir Rob’s house?”

“Dude I know. That guy is so awesome”

“If I had that thing I wouldn’t need any other fans in the house.”

That’s my random post of the day. How cool of a name for a website, BigAssFans.com.

I have a problem (one of many) that I’m trying to get under control. The problem is, When I want something, whether it be a dirt bike or video game, I tend to get it right then and there. I have started putting more thought into whether I need something or not. But I always convince myself why I should buy the thing I don’t really need. The latest example would be the recent CRF250R I bought. Since I got hurt last year the only thing I could think about was getting on a bike. Come this March, we got our Tax Refund and my work bonus. Hmm what to spend it on. Alev and I spent a week going back and forth about whether or not to send to a credit card or buy a bike. Initially, we got pretty set on sending it to a bill (the smart thing). A few days go by and we are 100% buying a dirt bike (not so smart). So we buy the dirt bike and I end up landing on my head and jacking up my neck. After that, I had realized that itch has been scratched and it was time to move one. Luckily, we got most of the money back from buying the bike and we made some smarter choices.

Now I have a new itch, a Harley Davidson Sportster XL1200N.

After we got back from vacation my Honda CM400E was sitting in its own fluids. Since we are down to one vehicle I was like “I need a new bike!”. I mentioned it to Alev and she said No. This started the normal Rob and Alev cycle, I started getting pissy and she started to feel bad about saying no. This was quickly moving into the direction of another bad choice. Thankfully, I have backed off the idea of buying the Harley. Mostly, because Alev and I have some plans we want to get moving on. We’ve already started taking those first steps and don’t want to screw it up or delay it. Buying a new bike would delay the plans. So I came up with an idea about scratching the itch. I would try and find someone that rented out the bike. That way I could see how I liked it (for possible future purchase) and hoping it would calm down my desire to go out and spend money. So this upcoming Saturday I have a date with a Nightster from 9am to 5pm. I can’t wait.

Hopefully, this will scratch the itch. Now I just have to figure out how to scratch my new car itch. hmmmm.

I haven’t spent too much time on the blog talking about the short film I directed. It has come and gone so I won’t talk about it now. I do want to share some pictures from the set.

Enjoy.

I have a problem that I want to share with the readers of SRR.com. I’m doing this in hopes that someone else can read this and realize there are others out there like you. The problem I’m talking about is the inability to smile…on demand. Thousands of peoples lives are affected by this disorder. Many have lost everything because of this. I’ve suffered with this social disorder since I was a baby and all the way up till today. Don’t believe that Sir Robs suffers from this problem? Well let me show you something.

Yes, I did have beautiful hair but that’s not why we’re here. My inability to smile when someone says cheese has cost me a lot. I’ve lost jobs, a family, and a mistress. They couldn’t stand it that I was unable to put on a convincing smile. Here are some more examples of my battles.

Yes, that is a sweet ear ring. Again, that’s not the point.

Believe me now? I have lost everything because of this nasty disease. I’m here today to tell you that there is light at the end of the tunnel. I have kicked this problem and I’m ready to share with you how I beat this demon. Are you ready to be cured?

This is what you need to do. Walk out your door and jump in your car. Drive your POS to the bad side of town. Once you are there you will start looking around for a dealer. They are easy to spot as they tend to stand around on corners with no real purpose. Go up to the gentleman and ask for a gram of his finest heroin. After he hooks you up, find a nearby park filled with homeless junkies. Borrow one of the nice junkies needles and shoot the heroin into your veins. If you’re not sure about how to inject yourself just ask another junkie for help. If they don’t stab you, you should be good to go. With the amount of heroin you are injecting, you will most likely overdose. If all goes according to plan, you will make it to the hospital in time for the doctors to save your life. If you live through this ordeal, you will find it hard not to smile all the damn time. This feeling should last about 6 months. Just in time for the HIV to show up in your blood tests (You really shouldn’t have shared needles with someone. Didn’t you pay attention in drug education class.). Now you will see life in a new light. Each day you wake up is a blessing and you won’t be able to hold back your smile. You are now Cured!!!

You’re Welcome.