MX vs. ATV Untamed Box Art

The rumored box art for the latest MX vs. ATV title has hit the web. If you haven’t seen the screens for this game do yourself a favor and find them. It looks like this is going to blow away any previous MX game.

Nitro Circus 5 Thrillbillies Preview

Travis Pastrana and the Nitro Circus crew are working on the follow up to Lock ‘N Loaded. The latest DVD in the series is called Nitro Circus Thrillbillies. I’m sure many of you have seen the pictures of Travis jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. Expect to see the footage of this in the new DVD.

Check out the preview of Thrillbillies

If you haven’t heard about or seen the pictures of Travis’s jump head over to EXPN

Jeff Alessi’s ride for the US Open

Jeff Alessi posted a picture of his US Open ride on Mototalk. Nice to know he made the switch to a Honda. But it doesn’t look like he has signed with a sponsor yet.

Gears of War Review

Named Game of the Year at the 2007 Game Developers Choice Awards, ‘Gears of War’ is a technical masterpiece. So impressive is ‘Gears of War’ that New Line Cinemas recently announced plans to bring the larger than life story and graphics to the big screen in the summer of 2009.

As the more than 3 million Xbox 360 players who own a copy of ‘Gears of War’ already know, the game is a unique combination of stunning graphics, an inventive and exciting action game, amazing sound effects, and an impressive sound track.

More sophisticated than other games of its genre, ‘Gears of War’ is a thrilling game of non-stop hide-and-seek action. With a unique combination of gore and beauty, ‘Gears of War’ provides players with an awe-inspiring, heart pounding gaming experience.

Heavy on action and tactical strategy, ‘Gears of War’ is a sci-fi shooter set on the desolate planet Sera. The protagonist leads the charge to destroy a vicious race of subterranean aliens who waged a war against humankind that led to the destruction of civilization.

The story and dialogue are interesting enough, but what sets this game apart from its competitors is its sheer artistry. Impressive graphics include an extraordinary array of monsters and weapons and scenery so real that players feel transported to Sera. The realistic scenery varies from underground networks of caverns to mansions, coliseums, even industrial processing plants.

Whether you are playing ‘Gears of War’ alone, with a gaming buddy, or via Xbox live, you are sure to be captivated by the game and its remarkable use of technology and special effects.

My Pancreas

Hello everybody, I’m a pancreas. Sir Robbie Rob’s pancreas, to be more exact.But today I’m not here as myself. Today I speak for all pancreases. Today I speak for all of the vital organs, such as myself, who are being NEGLECTED!

As a pancreas, I often feel that my organism…well…ignores me. He doesn’t surprise me with flowers anymore, or call me just to say hello, or anything! I get no love from him! It really does hurt, too, deep down inside my pancreatic soul. I just want to feel appreciated.

I try to be a good pancreas. I work long hours, keep the endocrine system running just the way he likes it, and I always have freshly made digestive enzymes ready for him when he gets home.

But does he even acknowledge me? DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM? I’M RIGHT HERE, SRR! BEHIND YOUR STOMACH! GIVE ME YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOU!!!!!! *Breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing*

*sniffles* Insensitive bastard.

You know what? You’re right. I should leave him! I should! But I don’t know…I feel like I’m rooted here, ensnared by some sort of…small intestine. It’s hard to explain, but I just don’t know if I can leave.

He USED to be good to me, he did! He had the cutest pet names for me. Sugar…sweetbread…Panky-wanky. I would just melt in his arms, give myself to him completely. We were in made for each other! But now? WE HAVEN’T MADE LOVE IN TWO YEARS. A pancreas has needs!

You’re right, it’s dead. It’s gone sour. I’m leaving. Let’s see how he gets along without me. You think HE can whip up some digestive enzymes himself? Ha! He’ll be ordering takeout for the rest of his life.

I’m glad we had this talk, you’re really good listeners. I feel better now. I think I can do it. I think I can leave.

This is the pancreas, signing out.